Fun

Don't Have Anything

A woman walks into a convenience store. She walks straight to the manager and asks, "Do you have any note-books?"

"Sorry," says the manager. "We're all out."

The woman shrugs, and asks, "Well, do you have any pencils?"

"No, don't have that either," says the manager.

The woman gets upset and asks, "Do you have some potato chips? Cool-drinks?"

The manager shrugs, "Sorry. Don't have that."

"My God!" the woman shouts, "If you don't have anything, you should close the store!"

The manager shrugs "Don't have the key."

 

Flat Tyres

Four college students had a week of exams coming up. They decided to party instead. Their biggest exam was on Wednesday and they showed up telling the professor that their car had broken down the night before due to a very flat tyre when they were travelling together and they needed a bit more time to study.

The professor told them that they could have another day to study. That evening, boys studied all night until they were sure that they knew just about everything.

Arriving to class the next morning, each boy was told to go to separate classrooms to take the exam. Each shrugged and went to different parts of the building. As each sat down, they read the first question. "For 5 marks, explain the contents of an atom." At this point, they thought that this was going to be a piece of cake, and answered the question with ease.

Then, the test continued. "For 95 marks, tell me which tyre it was."