MONEY QUOTES

·         We live by the Golden Rule. Those who have the gold make the rules. ~Buzzie Bavasi

·         Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten-dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. ~Sam Ewing

·         The waste of money cures itself, for soon there is no more to waste. ~M.W. Harrison

·         There's no money in poetry, but then there's no poetry in money, either. ~Robert Graves

·         The safe way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. ~Frank Hubbard

·         A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it. ~Bob Hope

·         The economy depends about as much on economists as the weather does on weather forecasters. ~Jean-Paul Kauffmann

·         Money often costs too much. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson

·         A dollar picked up in the road is more satisfaction to us than the 99 which we had to work for, and the money won in the stock market snuggles into our hearts in the same way. ~Mark Twain

·         A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. ~W.C. Fields

·         Inflation is taxation without legislation. ~Milton Friedman

·         Business is the art of extracting money from another man's pocket without resorting to violence. ~Max Amsterdam

·         “Treasury Secretary has resigned. He didn't want to resign, but there wasn't any money left in the treasury so he's got nothing to do." -Jay Leno

·         "The FBI has issued a warning that terrorists may be planning a spectacular attack intended to damage our economy. Well I have news for them; they are a little too late " -Jay Leno