Fun

Light Bulb

Mr. Smart urgently needed a few days off work, but he knew the Boss would not allow him to take a leave. He thought that maybe if he acted "CRAZY" then Boss would tell him to take a few days off.

 

So he hung upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. His lady co-worker asked him what he was doing. Mr. Smart told her that was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would think he was "CRAZY" and give him a few days off.

 

A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing?" Mr. Smart told him he was a light bulb. Boss said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days".

 

Mr. Smart jumped down and walked out of the office happily. Then the co-worker followed Mr. Smart out of office, the Boss asked her "And where do you think you're going?"

 

She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"

 

Three Questions

A new client had just come into see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge?' said client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge Rs.2000 to answer 3 questions".

"Well, that's a bit steep, isn't it?'.
“Yes, it is”, said lawyer and “what is your third question?".

“Is this way you practice?” Asked the client, “Yes!” and the lawyer handed over his bill to him