Monday, November 3, 2008

Fun - Terminologies of new Stock Market

HNI - Has No Idea

 

FII - Furious Impoverished Investors

 

PMS - Premeditated Scam

 

SIP - Suicide by Investing Patiently

 

Fund Manager - Last year's ace stock picker now locked up in an asylum

 

Investor - Someone who is broke

 

Broker - Worse off than an investor

 

Correction - The next day after you bought shares

 

Momentum Buying - The fine art of buying high and selling low

 

Value Buying - The art of buying low and selling even lower

 

Wall Street – Fall Street

 

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