• Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
• Never answer an anonymous letter.
• No one is listening until you make a mistake.
• Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
• Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.
• There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.
• Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
• 42.73 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.
• If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
• On the other hand, you have different fingers.
• I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.
• If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.
• They told me I was gullible...and I believed them.
• The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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