One Liners

•             Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

 

•             Never answer an anonymous letter.

 

•             No one is listening until you make a mistake.

 

•             Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

 

•             Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.

 

•             There are three kinds of people: Those who can count and those who can't.

 

•             Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

 

•             42.73 percent of all statistics are made up on the spot.

 

•             If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

 

•             On the other hand, you have different fingers.

 

•             I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure.

 

•             If everything is coming your way, then you're in the wrong lane.

 

•             They told me I was gullible...and I believed them.

 

•             The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.