Fun

1. A person was drawing money from ATM, his friend behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Ha! I've seen your secret password. Its 4 asterisks (****) "
The first person replies, "Ha! Ha! Ha! You are wrong, it is 1258"

2. “I could not sleep the whole night in the train because I got the Upper Berth”
“Why didn't you exchange seat with the person in Lower Birth?”
“There was nobody to exchange in the Lower Berth. It was vacant!”